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Atheist Demotivational Poster

“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price

TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am

ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters

TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too fucking stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.

CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.

ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.

TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.64/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am
OH bullshit. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bullshit.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am

caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm
This is brilliant. Bra5o

HYPOCRISY - No one does it better than christians

TAGS: christian religion atheist atheism
Rating: 3.63/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 26, 2010, 11:27 am
Organized religion has corrupted any religious beliefs.
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 5:07 pm
I'm Christan and do not find this offensive. We are hypocrites. But when you think about it, what religions is not hypocritical? The ideas are not, the people are.
[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 10:35 pm
SILVERMIST!! SILVERMIST!! The SALEM wich trials were about moldy rye bread. It has the same properties as LSD. Times were tuff and know-one knew about penicilian. Look it up on WIKIPEDIA. LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS.
[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 10:32 pm
I'm a UNITARIAN, what-eva zat is. BUT I had to church mammas wanna beat me up because they believed i cut in front of them in line. They hadjust left church.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 9:17 pm
LD, I'm not an Atheist, but I do sympathize with them, as I live in the bible-belt, and most so-called "Christians" here are such arrogant, pushy, hypocritical f*cktards I wanna give most of them a nice, strong buckshot enema.
Bah - October 9, 2009, 3:38 am
Well said Oni. Every religion, including atheism, has people who beat you over the head with their beliefs. The very existence of the cartoon is an exercise in irony.
OniRyu - September 14, 2009, 12:44 am
There are some Christians like this, but then again all religions have some like this, it's why we can never live in peace, because too many people think their way is better than anyone elses.
Lena - August 18, 2009, 8:55 pm
Then they like to pretend none of it ever happened.
LogicDude - July 1, 2009, 4:28 pm
@reason: English. Do you read it?
reason - July 1, 2009, 5:32 am
@Silvermist: witches were burned by christians
The sad truth - June 6, 2009, 8:02 am
Hypocrisy, no one does it better than humans
Silvermist - May 4, 2009, 6:49 pm
How many atheists do you think burnt witches at the stake or hung them? How many do you think were burned or hanged as witches?
jesusfreak - April 20, 2009, 5:07 pm
agreed that there are many jackass christians out there, but the jackass title need not apply to all of us
LogicDude - April 16, 2009, 2:42 pm
Atheists are in such a rush to prove everyone else wrong...but can't so! So instead they draw cartoons showing religious people to be nuts. Not that there aren't a fair share of wingnuts in ALL the camps from atheists to Christians!
Velin - April 16, 2009, 1:36 pm
On the other side, chrystians are not making these comics...so I think it could be other way around.
neox - December 10, 2008, 11:45 am
so true.....

ATHEISM - Checkmate

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
Damn...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an asshole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.

PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool shit! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there Buttercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.

ATHEISM - It's a non-prophet organization

TAGS: god atheism atheist religion funny humor great
Rating: 3.45/5

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WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:13 pm
The reports of my untimely demise have been greatly exagerated. BTW, Aggy thanks for laying out the facts on atheism.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:55 pm
Really now? I'll be. In that case... walk away, check... this ain't gonna happen.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
i thought WTFO was unbanned
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hes unbanned, just hasnt been seen yet
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Thank you for your time. Enjoy the site.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Check yourself... where do I start? You are defining agnostic. Atheism is, in fact, the belief in the nonexistence of any deities (which would include God). Secondly, WTFO does not exist on this site anymore... so, replying to a May posting won't help.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 5:43 pm
WTFO I hate to break this to you, but you are the ignorant here. Atheism is lack of belief in god. It's not claiming to know there is no god. There's a big difference.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 11:29 pm
Right, Islam. Or were you talking about the US?
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 5:04 pm
Agreed, but one specific religion is allowed to control a LOT of censorship and government still. That is a hard fact.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
the answer is stupid. Freedom of religion (or lack there of) should be respected, period!
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
Overzealous atheists to me are just as ignorant as overzealous religious people. Everybody has the right to believe whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt others. Nobody will absolutely know the truth until they die so aggressively stating you know
Hughe Jorgan - May 31, 2009, 5:53 am
Atheists Rule!
Canuck - May 27, 2009, 12:38 am
In the same way that blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Sigh - April 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Atheist: Cleaning up behind Messiamessys since the dawn of Time
firefly - April 21, 2009, 7:47 pm
Quote "I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!" Only because fences are usually 6 foot high.
savanna - April 20, 2009, 11:39 pm
lol that's soo true
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!
gggggg - April 6, 2009, 3:47 pm
We are all assholes, regardless.


Fossils -

TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

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VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is

RELIGION - God made me an atheist Who are you to question his wisdom?

TAGS: god religion atheist
Rating: 4.06/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:26 am
I question what I believe's ain't not true.
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:14 am
I...CAN'T...HANDLE...THE...CONTRADICTION *head explodes*
LLmayhem - March 23, 2012, 3:06 pm
thank you!
GaryO - March 23, 2012, 8:14 am
Love a good twist
maoworks2 - March 23, 2012, 7:24 am
Good One.

ATHEISM - I'll keep my Atheism to myself when you can get an abortion next to the open liquor store and the gay-friendly marriage license bureau in Utah on Sunday.

TAGS: law mormon atheist atheism utah
Rating: 3.68/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:36 pm
if we were all gay there would be no need for abortions.
EmilioDumphque - October 6, 2012, 1:18 pm
Right on wit yo' right on, BABY!


TAGS: religion atheist evolution big bang creationism
Rating: 3.24/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:13 pm

while I do like this users work, I am not impressed by his username.

Prayer -

TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist religion
Rating: 3.35/5

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LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:11 pm
If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.


FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut

TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...

1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be gay. i'm not gay, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total shit now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be gay to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total shit.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you gay? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.

The Bible -

TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 3.15/5

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Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:22 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:21 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
4real - February 3, 2009, 12:01 pm
So fucking true.
Meh - December 24, 2008, 11:32 am
Ah you miss the point, not meant to scientifically accurate. And any Christian who says otherwise is a little deranged. That however doesn't mean that some of the contents isn't historically accurate.
Highlord - November 16, 2008, 7:59 am
speaking from experience, you seem to be

MAY 21, 2011??? - YOU GOT PUNKED

TAGS: atheist jesus apocalypse
Rating: 4.06/5

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derk91 - May 22, 2011, 9:37 am
how was i 2 know that. u cant tell where these r made.
CaptainBaked - May 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
It's tomorrow in Australia already...
derk91 - May 21, 2011, 4:58 pm
not sayin i belive in it, but the day's not over yet.

ATHEISTS - We have superior spelling skills

TAGS: pope atheists
Rating: 3.4/5

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EvilGod - May 4, 2010, 9:26 am
@Bah Use a dictionary. I know believers prefer fictional books to knowledge but that is just ridiculous. Look up Atheist and agnostic. Stop implying there are similarities between believers and the rational when there are none.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:21 pm
Haha. Truth.
Bah - October 16, 2009, 3:46 am
...must be why you abuse science like a red headed step child. If I hear one more person say "I believe in science," I'll be forced to murder the lot of ya. Atheism is a faith. Agnosticism is the lack thereof.
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:11 am
Psh! We're overall smarter ;]


TAGS: god jesus christian christianity atheist
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 5:44 pm
Jesus and Satan are both called "the morning star", so maybe he IS the anti-Christ.
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 10:40 pm
I was going to say it was fake, but after Googling Jesus.. Well, yeah. 5L's

ATHEISTS - some of them are assholes

TAGS: atheists dickery
Rating: 4.19/5

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corneredbadger - June 5, 2010, 1:05 am
thats y i said some of them. sadly i have thought of doing this b4 i found the pic. guess that makes mee an a*shole too
Krissie - June 5, 2010, 12:55 am
Im not an asshole :P

HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am
Did anyone else automatically assume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?

Atheism -

TAGS: atheist code programming
Rating: 2.33/5

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Oi? - January 31, 2009, 6:58 pm
Nice, too bad that there is no real variable type in C. Therefore god is non-existent in C/C++, unless declared of course.

ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins

TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

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rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant dick? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized assholes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist assholes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. Fuck islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.

Prayer -

TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist
Rating: 2.13/5

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Hypercat-Z - August 14, 2009, 8:18 am
Actually there are three places where people pray very frequently: In a church, in a casino and in a falling airplane.
LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:03 pm
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:12 pm
If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 9:32 am
My whole life is not a waste of time. Pursuing your own path in life is no vice or sin. Read a book someday.
Velin - May 5, 2009, 3:07 am
Since ateist dont believe in afterlife, their whole life is a waste of time... The ones which realize it became emo :-D

AND IF THEY DROWNED JESUS? - Then Christians would pray to this.

TAGS: atheist jesus atheism
Rating: 3.33/5

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Nissta - February 18, 2012, 7:24 pm
Not ALL Christians pray to a graven image (man on cross) or to ANY other statue. Those that do are being misled by the lies of self serving people.
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 3:31 am
... what if he died during sex? Then would porn be a sin? You are only worshiping the Lord as intended.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 9:24 pm
Do you suppose people would wear little aquaria around their necks?
Bah - September 26, 2009, 11:02 am
OK, I'm a devout Christian, find most religious posts obnoxious at best, and I give this 5 lions: reward for knowing that it's not enough that it's about religion, there has to be a JOKE for it to be funny. Keep up the good work.
MO - June 15, 2009, 7:00 pm
You can't mess with the Jesus! He walks on water! And I hear he's a hell of a bowler!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:44 pm
Tap... tap... tap... is this thing on? Thank you folks, I'm here all night!!!!
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 4:04 pm
Damn trench *bless me Neptune for I have sinned...*
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:01 pm
....and, praying to the Blessed Virgin Mariana Trench.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:59 pm
radio carbon dating requirements for proper resolution. I'm just say'n...
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:58 pm
Not really, there would be salvage divers filing claims in hopes of finding a skeleton so that they could compare it to the Shroud of Turin. Then declare the Shroud as the official prayer shaw for future Pope's disposing of the skeleton as not meeting...
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:17 pm
I don't know any Christians that pray to a cross. I assume that's what gryphus meant?
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:55 pm
And if he died of alcohol poisoning, then I could credibly claim to be praying all those times I spent with my head hovering over the toilet bowl. Oh, wait -- I actually tend to be praying those times anyway: for a speedy death.

Indoctrination -

TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 11:37 am
Please either go postal or work in an office where someone else will. Talk about single-track postings...
... - October 30, 2008, 11:12 am
Please mail your self already


TAGS: atheists religion god
Rating: 3.22/5

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spacemarine981 - December 8, 2009, 7:05 pm
Lets be honest with ourselves. I am an atheist. But their are good atheists, bad atheists and same goes for Christians. are people honestly going to get all pissed over a poster that is humorous? who cares what someones religion is lol just rate it.
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 9:13 am
Mooooo..."WHY YOU CRYING!? You want a Happy Meal? Then get happy!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 5:09 am
What about George Lopez? He kills all the time.
Bah - September 22, 2009, 5:06 am
Favorite Atheists in History Presents: Joseph Stalin! The man who killed more people than anyone else in history!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:08 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:07 am
Atheists never started war? Um... gee what about the Communist revolutions is Russia and China?
spacedog - August 18, 2009, 8:55 pm
The guy in the painting is just pissed about his tiny dick.
Lena - August 18, 2009, 8:52 pm
Atheists never started war unlike christians. OH the irony.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:13 pm
And e-shouting doesn't prove divinity.
LURCH - July 17, 2009, 9:12 pm
Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 3:54 am
Atheism wasn't around at 1 BC
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:09 am
Why 1 BCE?
Firefly - April 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
God was never pissed off because he's never existed.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 6:07 pm
That's when he was invented.
Guest - April 3, 2009, 2:25 pm
Wouldn't it be pissing God off since 4,000 BC???

WARNING! - Atheists ahead.

GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: atheists
Rating: 3.5/5

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hummvee69 - February 10, 2011, 5:45 pm
What stairs are you referring to? Is one of the escalators broken? Personally I think the same # of religious nuts will be on either level. Maybe I'll just hang here for a while...
Krissie - November 25, 2009, 8:49 pm
Im taking the steps to go downstairs. I love playing with fire.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 1:40 pm
sheiksaws - July 25, 2009, 4:15 am
FFS lighten up Deltabob....
Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2009, 3:34 pm
Preacher kid input. If you believe there is an afterlife, then watch your step. If you don't believe, I don't think you can really get punished for really not believing. Unfortunately not believing is a little like not thinking about elephants.
TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 2:10 pm
What if you chose the wrong him? The planet is the closest thing to "GOD" and look how we treat it!
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 8:00 am
It's my choice. Worship him or burn for eternity? What a choice!
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:48 am
Heh heh heh.... hey! Evil! Impolite and evil!
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:43 am
Sure brother aggynus, because if the Guinnes gets warm *rolls eyes* it becomes *smirks* undrinkable.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:39 am
*refrigeration. Cold storage, that is.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:37 am
And I had to be sure that I could store Guinness... there's a serious refridgeration concern there.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:36 am
Ok, ok... I prefer to be a right-hand to someone who knows the business.
Arrogant Knight - July 20, 2009, 12:35 am
"They"? Who are you trying to fool? You set that office up yourself and you know it! ...It's right next to mine.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:34 am
Me? I'm required to take the down escalator... they went through the trouble of setting up a nice corner office for me... I can't disappoint.
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:33 am
My buddy is an atheist who actually does believe in heaven and hell ... we let him hang around with us because he lends us large sums of money and then soon forgets that he has done so.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:31 am
God, I hate you Kenny.
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:31 am
ok, uhm where are they?
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:29 am
Ok... back to the point... The point is that if you're an atheist who does not believe in heaven or hell, take the stairs.
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:26 am
Uhm, duffuses (or is it "duffi"?) I put a new battery in so I heard alla that. And there is no such thing as a bi-jacket ... though the Beatles did come close with those gay-ish little suits they wore in the early days. Oh, those young lads ... so gay.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:22 am
And he can get out of a straight jacket. Luckily, they have a Bi Jacket... that'll work.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:21 am
Uh-oh... I took them all. Fine thanks, you?
Arrogant Knight - July 20, 2009, 12:19 am
...Psst, aggy, where are his pills? You know it's dangerous when he gets like this...
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh yeah skippy? Whatta ya say me an' Fish, yeah that's right. Abe freakin' Vagoda, and, say, Karl Malden meet you and two a yer buds in a alley and "come to some kinda understanding"? Hey? No really, speak louder, I didn't catch that.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:59 pm
AK: 2 fer 2.
Arrogant Knight - July 19, 2009, 11:56 pm
Whoa whoa whoa... Why so cranky? I REALLY think you should take that nap... I'll wake you up in an hour, how does that sound?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
Ouch! I'll be over here drinking Guinness and looping "Alone Again, Naturally"
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:53 pm
Wot's a matter, fetus breath? Too busy stickin' a key in an outlet somewhere?
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:52 pm
aggy stay the hell outta the way this is between me an the whippersnapper here
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:51 pm
Oh yeah, well yer so young that when I was yer age, I was still five years older 'n you!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:51 pm
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
If this one needs to be explained... (fill in the blank with any of a dozen aggyisms)
Arrogant Knight - July 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
There you go... Now go take a nap. You earned it.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:48 pm
Stairway to heaven, for using the most precious of all His gifts: the mind.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 11:43 pm
Could read "Believers take the escalators"
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:40 pm
Even agnostics look down their noses at atheists!

PATHOLOGICAL IGNORANCE - The Best Way to Get People On Your Side Is To Attack Everything About Them

MAGIC MORMON UNDERWEAR - Repels bullets, knives, and most importantly, logic.

THEY ARE JUST KIDS - Where's You God Now???

TAGS: atheist god children kids death starvation hungry
Rating: 1.65/5
Jean-Baptiste Lamarck - June 10, 2009, 4:13 pm
There will ALWAYS be people dying of causes like hunger. If there was no food shortage, the population would grow until that there would be one.
red - November 30, 2008, 2:10 am
oh whah. get a life fuck face
neocon - July 30, 2008, 7:46 am
Keeps the overpopulation in check. Besides, their parents shouldn't breed like rabbits. Have they no shame? Dont they know we need the crops for bio-fuel?
Unworthy Deity - July 30, 2008, 3:41 am
I'm right where I've always been, where the power is, controlling the corporations, agribusiness, big food companies, raking in the profits, and not giving half a damn about children. You're all insects to me.

ATHEIST BUS - And what is your way to fly?

TAGS: atheist bus religion
Rating: 3.77/5

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schan14 - January 31, 2012, 6:37 pm
atheists =/= scientists, one even so: science = anthrax, nuclear weapons/abomb, bombs in general, guns, TNT, ecstasy, addictive pain meds...and I'm still not on the moon.
Bah - November 6, 2009, 10:27 am
The idea that there wouldn't be terrorists w/out religion is hilarious. I guess everyone forgot about those communist rebels in South America taking hostages and blowing things up. Or any of the other terrorists before bin Laden.
DreMagnum - November 5, 2009, 12:47 am
blasphemy, you are stupid. they are just saying that without religion, there wouldnt be terrorists and that science has helped us more
BLASPHAMY - November 5, 2009, 12:45 am
that scientoligy not atheism you FUCKING CUNT
Unamused - November 1, 2009, 2:19 pm
Saturn V rocket, that's what flies. Your point is...?
Arkot - September 15, 2009, 7:41 am
That's England for you.
Sean - June 6, 2009, 5:29 pm
Reality tells me my flies probably down again.
union - February 20, 2009, 5:56 pm
Well done.
union - February 20, 2009, 5:56 pm
Well done.
HtD - February 13, 2009, 2:07 am


TAGS: atheists spell
Rating: 3.61/5

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fail - October 10, 2009, 6:11 am
shit poster, shit tunnel wouldve been better with some kind of "the cake is a lie" joke

HELL - Silly Christians Myths Are For Kids

TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.77/5

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LURCH - July 15, 2009, 6:23 pm
Wait a second!!! the osmonds are mormons that doesn't count
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:05 pm
I'm sorry, are you feeling persecuted?
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 8:36 am
"YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL DAMNATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?"--Why do Christians always conveniently forget the Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials, slavery, Vatican indifference during World War II, and The Osmonds?
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:26 am
Anything that is your holy or sacred I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest But you’ll never hear a crack about Mohammed Cuz I don’t wanna get shot in the chest
Ironhand - July 15, 2009, 1:59 am
I found the actual lost beggining to the bible. It actualy begins. Once upon a time in immagination land.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 12:04 am
jerqls - April 6, 2009, 7:41 pm
Very often there is a grain of truth in what we might consider to be myth.
lol - October 30, 2008, 10:31 pm
lol, stupid shit christians.

THE BIBLE - Promoting self-contradictoin, injustice, cruelty, intolerance, death and discrimination since 2000 B.C.!

TAGS: bible bullshit wrong atheist agnostic christian
Rating: 2.31/5

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lostTheGame - July 17, 2009, 4:53 pm
Bible was actually written in the 300's C.E.
Firefly - June 18, 2009, 2:10 pm
Simple: religion sucks and has far too much blood on it's hands. Ever heard of a blood soaked, bigoted atheist crusade? Nope, thought not.
Ironhand - June 8, 2009, 10:34 pm
An interesting work of fiction. But like the others, just another book that should have started. Once upon a time, in the land of make believe.
Wolfie - April 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
censored and edited metaphores read as litteral fact... and jesus goes facepalm
john doe - December 12, 2008, 12:22 am
WOW!..wut bible u reading drake,share that shit.
Meh - November 14, 2008, 7:23 am
Editing is not the same as authoring. Come on have some guts and read it for yourself. Only then comment on it. It is actually a good read, some parts are boring others are very exciting.
RnR - October 6, 2008, 5:27 am
by papal decree "some" years after JC. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_bible
RnR - October 6, 2008, 5:26 am
The bible is an anthology... a selection of stories, verses, advise on life (eg love thy neigbors wife),... collected into the old and the new testament. Some parts predate JC, others came later. But the collection has been re-edited by papal decree "some
Kung-Fu Devil - October 5, 2008, 11:37 pm
It was wrote about 30 years after he died, I believe.
Charles - October 5, 2008, 11:29 pm
I thought the bible was initially written much much later than that. Like, say, AFTER the supposed birth of Christ. Or was that just the New Testament?

THEY'RE ONLY CHILDREN - Where's your "God" now?

TAGS: aethism atheist
Rating: 1.94/5

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Cheeseman - June 2, 2009, 4:30 pm
Natural Selection. I believe this is a theory scientific in nature, giving an explanation that is not rooted in fear.
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:24 am
Those comments are really disappointing...
yon - November 29, 2008, 8:06 am
two words: population control. if they weren't dead there'd be to many humans on the planet
Razor Eddie - November 28, 2008, 4:27 pm
Obviously not being prayed to by those children.
Asbestos - November 28, 2008, 8:27 am
"God" is sitting back, laughing at the children he just killed off. And I shall laugh too. Hah.


TAGS: god gods atheism atheist religion
Rating: 3.13/5

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Cubbybear - July 4, 2010, 2:51 pm
I like it too.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:19 pm
I sent it via SETI
crankyhead - July 4, 2010, 2:12 pm
L.Ron Hubbard didn't get your memo...
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:59 pm
Good poster for a 1L bomber.

FAITH - A man of faith is a pretty name for a gullible person.

JESUS - Just like a regular zombie, eats your brain...

TAGS: jesus atheist christian blasfemo zombie
Rating: 2/5

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Peso - July 29, 2011, 9:02 am
Maybe one of these days I'll understand the abuse people throw at this guy. Is there a way to tell who gets the most on this site out of Obama, Bush and Pelosi?

ATHEISTS - Math gets them off.

TAGS: atheists
Rating: 1.72/5

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Myself - July 14, 2009, 12:12 pm
Lame! Was this made by a 13 year old??
Cheeseman - June 10, 2009, 4:05 am
But the cartoon also points out that fundamental religious people should reject the school of math and scientific method, since science is just a belief right? stop taking medicine, cause its sorcery of the devil! don't go to doctors, they are but shamans
D - July 19, 2008, 9:52 am
Whoever wrote this poster clearly doesn't get the joke. Most people say "Oh, God" or "God!" when they have sex. Atheists don't believe in God, so they say something else...like what they DO believe in. Talk about fail.
Max - May 17, 2008, 1:07 am
As an Atheist, I can tell you personally: Math? Yeah. It blows. Nobody likes it.
M.E. - April 11, 2008, 12:54 pm
If math get you off chances are you don't have to worry about this problem.


TAGS: google faked atheist bullshit religion
Rating: 3.18/5

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maxenzo - March 26, 2012, 4:25 pm
lets count wars created by atheists? "ww1" "ww2" "korea war" "vietnam" "soviet afghanistan war" "iraq" "new afghanistan war" interestik
ILB - September 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
if anything deserves to be bashed, it is organized, man made, religion.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2009, 9:54 pm
Even if it is faked, it's still hilarious. If good reviews are your goal, get off the internet.
hghscaboose - September 2, 2009, 6:04 pm
Easily faked, not funny, go kill yourself. Any one that uses motifakes should know that you cant bash religion and get good reviews....idiot


TAGS: atheist day tenacious d tribute song jesus prop 8 the musical metal rock jack black lyrics shun nonbelievers
Rating: 3.04/5

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Jericho - October 27, 2009, 4:04 am
Forever Live The D.
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 2:20 am
"But that kind of sh*t happens to me aaallllll the time!" Master Exploder is an awesome song. Tenacious D rocks!
MrRandom - October 27, 2009, 1:57 am
I did not mean to blow your mind...

CHOICES - Athiest | Christian You choose.

TAGS: choices angel christian atheist
Rating: 2.1/5

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harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:21 pm
Wow. Lust is a sin. Fail.
Ed-Hyde - July 14, 2009, 7:41 am

SANTA CLAUS - god for kids

TAGS: santa god atheist atheism jesus chrismas religion
Rating: 1.5/5

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Kii - April 15, 2009, 6:08 pm


TAGS: atheist calendar chainsaw
Rating: 4.91/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:06 pm
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:50 pm
... New meaning to laying stihl *ahem*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:58 am
I Think I Get It ?

ATHEISM - Its like something is missing

TAGS: atheist load bob
Rating: 3.9/5
EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:37 pm
Most of us are atheists, some of us just take it one god farther.
- January 19, 2012, 12:30 am
is anything too serious for motifake?
rondollins - January 17, 2012, 4:33 am
Too serious? :)
rondollins - January 17, 2012, 4:31 am
I do believe there is GOD, and Jesus, but I don't believe I have a human right to judge those who don't nor do I in any way think I am better because of my beliefs.
rondollins - January 17, 2012, 4:30 am
Even what is deemed to be the greatest of human minds can't concieve beyond a certain point. The greatest mind (in my opinion) leaves 'self' out of the equation and just thinks about what there is (or might be) and tries their best to work with that...
khonsali - January 17, 2012, 4:22 am
how can you prove what's beyond ? G.O.D.=1
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:25 pm
I try for irony, and it gets me...
rondollins - January 16, 2012, 1:02 pm
There will never be a human so wise as to be able to prove (or disprove) the existence of God. It has to do with faith.
RonE - January 15, 2012, 9:02 am
Yeah, it is missing hypocrisy.


TAGS: id creationism evolution god atheists
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - April 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
I think you mean top left and if you do, I'd say that it's a little statue of a gargoyle reading a book. As for the tome itself, probably Fanny Hill. (That's what I'd be reading if I was a gargoyle who was forced to hang out with the likes of Behe.)
randomaccount - April 17, 2011, 6:53 pm
wtf is that next to the guy in the top right


TAGS: atheists god religion
Rating: 3.15/5

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BlameTheFirst - August 24, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nice one ;)
ilduche - June 16, 2010, 11:27 am
He knew where Touchdown Jesus was too. Hit a beautiful 3-point shot from the paint! Nice shooting, God!
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:52 pm
HE let my innocent 5 year old daughter suffer a painful disease and die. Either he is an asshole, or HE doesn't exist. I choose the latter.
haseo - January 5, 2010, 4:38 pm
bring it on!!!
MasterMorality - December 1, 2009, 6:58 pm
I'm quaking in my boots... honest.
Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 3:51 am
Good thing he doesn't exist.
BoneCD - April 14, 2009, 7:02 pm
That just flat out sad Deltabob...I hope some one "fixed" his face!!!
BuZZbomb - April 13, 2009, 11:10 pm
Fine! Just tell 'him' that if his ass isn't here in 13 more minutes, my pizza is free!
Cock Mongler - April 13, 2009, 10:21 pm

RICHARD DAWKINS - Thank God!!! I am an atheist!

TAGS: richard dawkins atheist religion confused
Rating: 2.97/5

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MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 4:18 am
Heck yeah, go Atheists! Where is your god now!?
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:14 am
My favorite oxymoron! "Thank god" is just an expression. Like "wow," it's just used to get an emotion across in a verbal way. It really has lost all it's significance in everyday usage.
Derek Gunn - March 28, 2009, 7:46 pm
It's supposed to be funny, that's why it was posted like this!
Little Johnny - January 12, 2009, 9:13 am
Wow... epic fail. Atheist thanking the God he doesn't believe in. What will be next?
Matters_Not - January 11, 2009, 2:30 pm
why would you thank god if you dont believe in him?

HELL - The Bogeyman For Brainwashed Adults

TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.79/5

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Jackieboy - October 2, 2009, 4:13 pm
I'd tap that

WWJD - What would Jabba do?

TAGS: atheist star wars religion jesus
Rating: 2.75/5

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Mr. Shiny - October 30, 2010, 12:53 am
jabba would slam his hand on his concrete slab and you fall through the hole in the floor.
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 8:09 pm
Will your next one be What Would Jeeter Do? Jason? (Fri 13) Jimi? (Hendricks)

STEM CELL RESEARCH - Science is Satan's Handiwork Jesus Decides When You Die Be Grateful or You're Going to Hell

TAGS: stem cell research bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.42/5

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Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am
Just out of curiosity, what religion ARE you? If you really are an atheist... What's your logic. Just apathy?
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:13 am
Spell check on myself: make that "like a fart" drop the "s". Spelling nazis can move on, thank you.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:11 am
Personnally, I don't care what religion people believe in but LogicDude is right you ain't funny. Your opinion is like a farts, no matter how hard you try, it still won't amount to shit.
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 11:30 am
Yes...you have just one long unfunny - not one iota - theme. We get it already. You're against Christians. NEXT!!!
gonepostal42 - November 11, 2008, 3:11 am
just for the record, that's sarcastic. Check out the rest of my posts...there's a common theme
Merlin - November 10, 2008, 11:39 pm
Bwahahah! Oh, fuck, that's funny an- wait, you're serious? Ahh, who gives a shit what crock you believe in, I'm gonna do who and what I please, and science it up!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:15 pm
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:14 pm
(Cap lock Time.)

Atheist -

TAGS: atheist lighning
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 1, 2014, 10:44 am
The bully in the clouds.



TAGS: atheist october challenge
Rating: 3.5/5

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BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 11:40 pm
Well sailor, I would think that's why the pamphlet is blank...
sailor - October 28, 2009, 4:41 pm
Atheism is a rejection of religion not a form of one!

THE BIBLE - must be misspelling words again...

TAGS: bible atheists evil
Rating: 3.07/5

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The Big Bang - March 2, 2009, 9:36 pm
Nothing pops into existence, eh? The nerve.
barockeva - December 8, 2008, 3:49 pm
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. Slap in the face!
RII - August 16, 2008, 11:42 am
Actually religions do tend to propose that things just 'popped into existence,' but, yeah, if we're going to use 'created' Einstein's mom is a more viable candidate.
Sean - August 16, 2008, 10:45 am
... and likewise for his sister. Cuz I hear ... "The Postman always rings twice."
RnR - August 16, 2008, 7:15 am
One thing is sure: Afreds mom was his mom, his dad might have been the postman.
RnR - August 16, 2008, 7:14 am
nothing just "pops into existence", ever. we've got laws of fysics. Some form of "creation" happens, wether it is cells/dna merging or a bearded guy snapping his fingers. Thou definition of a person has little to do with how he/she was "created". One thin
RII - August 15, 2008, 9:31 pm
Born does not equal created. Not by, oh say, fifty IQ points. Want a direct dictionary.com link or could you manage to find it yourself?
RnR - August 15, 2008, 4:04 am
Einstein wasn't born?? OMG, that means Einstein was a little green man from another planet!
RII - August 15, 2008, 2:33 am
Einstein's dad didn't create Einstein you slack jawed asshat, and Einstein cannot be equated to the whole of existence.
Well - August 14, 2008, 10:49 pm
The same way that Einsteins dad didn't create the theory of relativity.
Alexiel - August 13, 2008, 4:16 pm
how can evil be manmade when the god is the creator of all? fail.

Prayer -

TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist religion
Rating: 2.47/5

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LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:12 pm
If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY HATER - Hey, you forgot atheists.

TAGS: mormons hater atheists
Rating: 2.43/5

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Lena - August 27, 2009, 8:34 pm
Hate+No Proof= Religion
Redundancy - August 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
It says rebellious women but not men, then goes on to say racist.
Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:16 am
He did say false religions Pimpus. Maybe he includes Islam in that category.
asdf - March 8, 2009, 6:24 pm
wait, RnR? Ryusei no Rockman? MEGAMAN STARFORCE RULEZ!!!!!!
RnR - August 16, 2008, 7:01 am
what? never mind snakecharmers??? why? They tend to get Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Vivica Fox and Daryl Hannah in bed.... :)
amy - August 15, 2008, 8:44 pm
aw, ok. thanks for the info sean :D
Sean - August 15, 2008, 3:13 pm
It relates to that bullshit line that "there are no atheists in foxholes". But it likely also refers to the notion of turning to G-O-D in times of need and ignoring your religion when things are going good.
amy - August 15, 2008, 2:59 pm
never mind all that whats "fox hole religion"?!?!?!? O_O.
RnR - August 15, 2008, 4:08 am
and he left out Scientology and Bhuddists and Snakecharmers
Jesus - August 14, 2008, 10:53 pm
I thought I said to love those people... Wait, wait... lemme just check here... Yeah yeah, I said love your neighbor, AND love your enemy. So how's about no more of this hating the people I came to save? Hmm? How does that sound?
Lordpimpus - July 31, 2008, 7:06 am
as a Muslim, i feel left out!! :( Come on... everybody hates us!!! why not this guy!?!?!? :'( :D
Zack - June 13, 2008, 1:33 pm
Why don't this guy just take a pill?
Max - May 24, 2008, 5:47 pm
I watch TV more than study the bible...probably because I burned all the ones in this house for being full of shit. Guess that makes me a bad person. *Slaps own wrist* Baaad.
cathy - May 13, 2008, 9:19 pm
an ankle biter is a child. some kinda sicko.
Sean - May 10, 2008, 8:09 pm
-- the closest definition to what this guy seems to be sickened by.
Sean - May 10, 2008, 8:09 pm
Good question, Brian. According to the Urban Dictionary: "Someone that feels the need to overcompensate in any way,for any kinda shortcoming; ala small,loud barking dogs that bite your ankles to show you their workin' wit' sumthin'.." At least that is t
Brian - May 10, 2008, 2:22 pm
what is an ankle biter?
Sean - May 10, 2008, 12:55 pm
You're right. Unlike Dykes On Bikes, we just don't make him sick, I guess. Sigh.
heh - May 10, 2008, 7:34 am
Maybe they don't believe in athiests. ;-)

HELL - Give the Church 10% of Your Income Or You're Going There

TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.32/5

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Overlord Douchebag - October 30, 2008, 11:36 am
If it's not spicy or hellish, then you cooked it wrong.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 30, 2008, 3:13 am
Haven't any of you ever had Human Soup? It's not hellish; it's not even spicy. More like chicken soup, but the dumplings are different.
Sho - October 29, 2008, 11:22 pm
No, he's right. If you don't do that, they say you don't belong to the "chosen group" that will be saved when the Judgment Day arrives. believe me I know
Put a stamp on it - October 29, 2008, 6:30 pm
Learn to read please, that's not what it's about

JESUS - Is Just An Illusion

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.27/5

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Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:18 am
I don't see Jesus, but I do see Jango from One Piece.

HELL - As Defined By Dante's Inferno, Not The Bible Don't Be An Illiterate Douche Bag When You Tell Me I'm Going There

TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.14/5

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Hordika - January 8, 2009, 9:03 pm
wheres the other 4? Note: Apparently I'm special enough that Satan decided to give me any seat I want.
smash - November 13, 2008, 3:39 pm
seems as though I have a few seats reserved for me.......
yon - November 10, 2008, 9:51 am
save me a seat will ya
Culos - October 30, 2008, 5:03 am
Won't tell you where you're goin' but I'll see you there for sure....

Rustin Cohle played by Matthew McConaughey -

TAGS: god religion atheist hollywood oscars
Rating: 4.75/5

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AngeliaLNance - June 3, 2015, 8:25 am
I want to buy Hitler poster

Modern-Day Beliefs -

Late Friday? -

TAGS: good friday atheist celebrate beer porn enjoy
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - April 28, 2014, 10:33 am
Nothing less!
Tyche - April 28, 2014, 10:32 am
What do you expect from a philosopher? LOL
MissPriss - April 28, 2014, 10:28 am
Smart Ass...teehee.
Tyche - April 27, 2014, 1:06 am
Well, of course I'm buying. I always buy for me. Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of money, so that's as far as it goes. But I'll think of you while I'm drinking it.
MissPriss - April 27, 2014, 1:02 am
Thanks Tyche! You're buying right?
Tyche - April 27, 2014, 12:51 am
I'll drink to that.

Persistance -


TAGS: never hear of a bus full of atheists careening off the side of a mountain do you
Rating: 3.71/5

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Chopperliscious - October 26, 2009, 12:38 am
Love the subtlety. So rarely seen in this day & age of cell-phone english. 5.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 4:10 pm
Thanks. Only thunk it up yesterday-ish. Original title was SOLIDARITY, but I wanted a less stuffy title.
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 3:36 pm
Wrong day, but awesome poster. This definitely gets a 5 from me.


TAGS: atheists
Rating: 2.69/5

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carnagie - July 15, 2010, 11:04 am
I might be convinced that she's proof of a God.....
Lincoln - February 14, 2010, 7:27 pm
Well, I guess I'll just never be the calibur of motifaker that you are.
CANADA - February 14, 2010, 7:24 pm
you could have asked him first. and you should have said they were Ron's in the tags
Lincoln - February 14, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ron, I wasn't trying to dis you, but it was my understanding that motifake rules required the removal of signatures, websites, etc.
Cloudchaser - February 14, 2010, 1:02 am
Atheists are still here because zapping unbeleivers isn't how Jehovah rolls. If he did do that, people would follow him out of fear instead of true respect
ronsart - February 13, 2010, 8:14 pm
WTF? You take my poster and don,t even give me credit? That,s LOW, man!!!!! 1L

U.S. OF A. - Home to atheists who live under the slogan God Bless America

TAGS: usa america atheist homo
Rating: 2.64/5

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agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:08 pm
I just don't believe any of us know for sure. I'll deal with it when I get there.
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 2:07 pm
Also, atheism is not believing in a God(s), it's not saying nothing exists
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 2:06 pm
When I was agnostic I saw it as "I don't know, I don't care. Leave me alone"
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 2:00 pm
i really don't feel like arguing the matter though
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 2:00 pm
i think that's what amuses me most about atheists is the arrogance of making a statement of fact that god does not exist while there is no possible way to prove he does or does not either way it's a matter of faith as far as i see it
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:00 pm
Agnostic, defined.
Hector - June 27, 2009, 1:51 pm
It's not even a philosophy. It's merely a statement, "I don't believe there is a god (or gods)." For me, it's a statement that only the natural world exists, rejecting the supernatural out of hand as not only unproven but impossible to prove.
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 1:18 pm
not its a philosophy...and as far as freedom of religion you've apparently never read that amendment either as it simply states the government cannot establish a state religion ala the church of england
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 1:15 pm
Atheism is not a religion.
U.S. of A. - June 27, 2009, 4:19 am
where atheists live surrounded by complete morons who dont know their own consitution.. Atheism is a religion, and under the constitution they have the right to Sue your ass off if you tell them to GTFO because they are atheist. religious freedom FT

ALL ATHEISTS - Can be represented by one man... yeah, sure...

TAGS: stalin atheists representations
Rating: 2.58/5

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greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:52 am
Steph A...Catholics went to the camps too. Not nearly as many but they did..basicly anyone that didn't toe the line and denounced the official beliefs of the Nazi party did.Google 'The Eternal Ice theory' and 'The Hollow Earth theory'.
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:52 am
(continued) They also had a twisted occultist version of Norse mythology that they embraced as their official faith.
KDP3 - June 11, 2009, 6:15 pm
@ Steph A, Hitler was not not Catholic and most scholars debate what his true religious beliefs. He was known to practice paganism and denounce Jesus and has the love for Islam for there barbaric ways. But you can not represent one may for one faith.
Hendo - May 14, 2009, 7:24 pm
Stalin was actually educated as a priest.
Steph A - April 17, 2009, 2:23 am
And the Catholics have Hitler.
Jordan - December 12, 2008, 1:46 pm
All motards can now be represented by this one...Yeah,sure

Rickets -

TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.48/5

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PoD - November 3, 2009, 11:01 pm
I am not sure if this is put up genuinely, or poking fun at creationists. I would hope for the sake of humanity it is the latter.


GREED - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins

TAGS: jim bakker bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.16/5

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Scorpio7 - November 18, 2008, 8:39 am
This is a real book, written by real asshole, and publshed in 1996. http://lccn.loc.gov/97102988

THe Catholic Church -

TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.08/5

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Chadley - August 6, 2009, 3:19 am
Why is there an Egyptian stick out the front of this?
NYG - July 31, 2009, 12:38 am
You know i was pissed, but then I thought...WWJD... So I lit the creator of this motifake on fire and sent him to Hell.
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 11:21 pm
woah deja vu
LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:01 pm
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:10 pm
Ever notice that this site NEVER has an anti-Republican poster in it? If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 1:11 pm
I'm surprised he didn't call it 'region'.
LogicDude - January 13, 2009, 11:24 am
4 real is shame for the text typing...oh the unbelivable.. humanity...so so shame. Tard.
Culos - January 13, 2009, 10:24 am
4 real r u 4 real? You type like a real retard...
4 real - January 13, 2009, 10:23 am
religion is for the weaks. Im shame of the humanity and is unbelivable religion.
The Jedi Church - November 13, 2008, 4:18 am
"These are not the wacky cultists you're looking for"
Meh - November 13, 2008, 4:14 am
There are not even a 100 people who hate the real Catholic Church, but there are millions who hate what they think the Catholic Church is. You are wilfully ignorant.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2008, 6:25 pm
I'm guessing that St Peter's is also a well known spaceport, but I AM just guessing.
Sean - October 27, 2008, 6:01 pm
Even as a devout atheist, I am bound to ask: where beist the attempt at humor? Hmmmm?

ATHEISM - Been winning since 33 A.D./C.E.

TAGS: jesus christ atheism atheist 33 a d c e win ozarks
Rating: 2.07/5

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caiderman98 - August 7, 2009, 2:27 pm
I believe so. I mean the guy got crucified.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 9:22 pm
I'm afraid not.

Christian Scientists -

TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.04/5

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anonymous - November 24, 2008, 12:01 am

MILITANT BAPTISTS - A Bad Idea Poorly Executed

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.93/5

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hey garth - September 5, 2009, 2:22 am
go to youtube and type in westboro baptist church....sad as it is these signs are NOT photoshoped
garth - June 12, 2009, 11:36 am
is this sarcasm? or do you not see the photoshop?
Hector - March 1, 2009, 8:54 am
These people give regular homophobes a bad name. Thanks, Jesus N' Mo.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 3:12 am
Christian warriors make Jesus cry.
god? - January 11, 2009, 6:27 am
i came buckets
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:25 am
Its ok...I'll keep fighting to protect their liberties. as long as they could admit they are thankfull for them.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 7:56 am
It's like holding up signs indicating how morally retarded they are themselves. Send them to Iraq. Ooops... flag touching the ground, burn it... and whatever it's attached to.
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:52 pm
I applaud people for expressing their ideas, but these people need to go lay down in traffic and if they have kids, let them play around where they are laying.

CHRISTIANITY - There Is Only One God Which Actually Means Three Gods Which Really Means One God

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 1.81/5

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agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 11:26 pm
It references C3PO's status with the Ewoks.
[email protected] - July 2, 2009, 11:23 pm
Look at that tag, is this really a star wars refrence?
Velin - May 13, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hey, if ligth can be radiation, particle(element?) and wave at the same time...what the hell are you complaining about?
pro - November 25, 2008, 9:02 pm
One imaginary friend or three imaginary friends. Who cares?
Meh - November 25, 2008, 11:58 am
Sorry for you... You got it wrong. One God, three persons. Semantics I know, but get it right. At least ridicule what we really believe and not what you mistakenly think we believe.

Christian Scientists -

LUST - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins

TAGS: ted haggard bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.67/5

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Keep going - October 31, 2008, 6:05 pm
until you are gone postal....

CALLING GOD OUT - If the righteous cannot do it, how shall the Atheist stand?

TAGS: atheist god book of job
Rating: 1.45/5

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Zed - October 27, 2009, 8:34 pm
On his (or her) own two legs, silly Jmac0585...
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 6:53 pm
Can I still call epic guitar solos "Righteous?"
Sean - October 27, 2009, 6:50 pm
Fair enough.
Jmac0585 - October 27, 2009, 6:30 pm
I am going with the biblical definition, i.e. one who lives according to the Word.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 6:24 pm
How does being an atheist make you less than righteous?
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:23 pm
With the support of reality... one hell of a lot better ;})

Atheism @ Work -

CREATIONISM - During the 18 years of his life that aren't mentioned in the bible(s), he was busy exterminating the dinosaurs. It all adds up now.

TAGS: jesus atheist dinosaur christian
Rating: 3.8/5

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rerun - October 1, 2012, 7:34 pm

post to our new religion based site